Due to the immense amount of guilt I have been feeling all day (thank you, Ted), I am finally posting something. Goodtimes.

So, yesterday in Cleveland, it was a rare beautiful, perfect spring day. My husband and I decided to head out to one of the parks to fly a kite. Of course, we had to go buy one first but thats another story. Anyhoo, after many failed attempts to get the kite aloft, I sat pouting at a picnic table where I noticed the instructions on the kite packaging. After nearly shitting myself from laughing so hard, I took a picture of them and labled, what I thought, were the appropriate directions.

Here they are, in all their glory, for all kite flyers.