Nerds For Words
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
  must publish blog...
I can't compete with the previous post, in either writing ability or creativity. So in an attempt to empower my collaborators, I'm presenting some phrases and sentences which I hope you'll find useful in your own writings. This is inspired somewhat by Glenn Gould's "The Idea of North," and other very deep works by people who aspire to be writers. Enjoy.
1. He fingered thoughtfully the inside of his left nostril.

2. The dog smelled not of wet dog so much as of garbage, and old garbage at that. His aroma evoked images of a salad bowl filled with old banana peels, uncooked chicken, and onion peels. His breath was truly devastating.

3. Mediocrity has a satisfying resonance. It signifies an achievement of sorts, of the most that an individual is capable of achieving, although still not quite sufficient.

4. You should field-dress a skunk much as you would a possum, beginning first by skinning the animal and then proceeding to remove the intestines. Be sure to save the intestines. They are irresistable bait for catfish and buzzards.
 
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