Sunday, February 25, 2007
Victoria's Secret
This blog is an invitational; that is, I hope you will all go in and edit it by adding your own creative thoughts. You'll see what I mean.
I've always been amused by the name Victoria's Secret, because it begs the question, what is her secret? I've come up with a list of possibilities over the years. See if you can come up with any I might have missed.
In no particular order:
1. Victoria's knocked up
2. Victoria is a man
3. Victoria likes girls. She likes girls a lot.
4. Victoria is really into NASCAR and snuff
5. Victoria likes fishing, but is squirmy about baiting her own hook or gutting fish
6. Victoria has a couple of VDs; not sure where they came from
7. Victoria is married. To Jesus, of course.
8. Victoria's boobs are fake
9. ?? ¶ 2:21 PM
I've always been amused by the name Victoria's Secret, because it begs the question, what is her secret? I've come up with a list of possibilities over the years. See if you can come up with any I might have missed.
In no particular order:
1. Victoria's knocked up
2. Victoria is a man
3. Victoria likes girls. She likes girls a lot.
4. Victoria is really into NASCAR and snuff
5. Victoria likes fishing, but is squirmy about baiting her own hook or gutting fish
6. Victoria has a couple of VDs; not sure where they came from
7. Victoria is married. To Jesus, of course.
8. Victoria's boobs are fake
9. ?? ¶ 2:21 PM
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I don't know, but I saw this really funny cartoon once. It was a close up on a pair of men's boxers, all ragged and frayed around the edges, with a tear, and of course, the obligatory plethora of unpleasant stains - and the caption below said:
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