My late Christmas letter
I was thinking the other day that even if you think religion is all a bunch of hooey, the non-commercial spirit of Christmas is refreshing and brings a certain measure of optimism. Maybe it's the proximity to New Year's, which I usually find is a good time to cast off all the stress and downers of the last year. I always think of moonlight on fresh snow, which I've heard about from other people. It sounds very peaceful.

Here's my best attempt at a non-denominational Christmas message for all:

"Whatever your religious beliefs may be, I hope this season brings you a sense of optimism for times to come and that you share my feelings of peace, happiness, and contentment."

Come to think of it, the actual storyline of Christmas doesn't inspire me all that much. I find the story of the Whos down in Whoville more meaningul, maybe because the story and the happy ending are self-contained. I feel like the New Testament is one long set-up for a sequel, especially the manger scene and all that.

Pass the eggnog, eh.  ¶ 10:10 PM