Hi to you
Hello, nice vanilla face people. My name a Borat. You see my movie film? Is very nice! In my country... in Kazahkstan... we a... no think so bad about our selfs. No one can make us feel like our own assholes, not even great gypsy-killer Sakramev. When we feeling little down and sad, we go find gypsy to beat. Or we shoot dog and have a big party. It could be worse, yes? You could have tumor in your testes satchel, or your family could be bunch of dirty gypsies, or your sister could be really unpopular prostitute, or your country may be producer of inferior potassium. So have nice time and make a party. Make sexytime romance - verrry nice! I go now, I have plow to buy for my wife. When life is... bad, just say "Fuck to you, life!" "May your anus be fill with spiders, life!" "May my stink Uncle Youssef make dirt from anus on your face, Life"

Borat Sadigyev  ¶ 5:11 PM