Monday, October 02, 2006
The Ultimate Storage Solution
American Redblooded Flagwaving Patriot Waste Services is proud to announce the introduction of its newest product, the PurseMakeupKnicknackShoe Storage Unit (PMKSSU). The PMKSSU is offered at a starting price of $225 per month, only a minor increase over similar 10 cubic yard storage containers. The PMKSSU is outfitted with racks and drawers that will accomodate over three tons of clothing, holiday decorations, or other assorted crap. The PMKSSU can be ordered with decorative paintable trim and siding, so you can customize to look like an extension of your house or a detached garage.
We guarantee delivery of a PMKSSU within 24 hours of your order. Rental prices are prorated, so you only pay for the unit as long as you need it. We even offer 1-day storage rental. When you're done storing things, we'll come pick up the unit and haul it away the same day. Any items left in the storage unit will be disposed of at a modest fee based on tonnage. If you have especially large storage needs, we can typically bring the unit back the same day for refilling.
A haulable storage unit specially designed to accomodate all the things that clutter up a house... Imagine the possibilities!
As we bring this revolutionary house-emptying solution to market, we will be phasing out the TARDIS models.
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS) ¶ 9:34 PM
American Redblooded Flagwaving Patriot Waste Services is proud to announce the introduction of its newest product, the PurseMakeupKnicknackShoe Storage Unit (PMKSSU). The PMKSSU is offered at a starting price of $225 per month, only a minor increase over similar 10 cubic yard storage containers. The PMKSSU is outfitted with racks and drawers that will accomodate over three tons of clothing, holiday decorations, or other assorted crap. The PMKSSU can be ordered with decorative paintable trim and siding, so you can customize to look like an extension of your house or a detached garage.
We guarantee delivery of a PMKSSU within 24 hours of your order. Rental prices are prorated, so you only pay for the unit as long as you need it. We even offer 1-day storage rental. When you're done storing things, we'll come pick up the unit and haul it away the same day. Any items left in the storage unit will be disposed of at a modest fee based on tonnage. If you have especially large storage needs, we can typically bring the unit back the same day for refilling.
A haulable storage unit specially designed to accomodate all the things that clutter up a house... Imagine the possibilities!
As we bring this revolutionary house-emptying solution to market, we will be phasing out the TARDIS models.
(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS) ¶ 9:34 PM
