Nerds For Words
Saturday, October 28, 2006
  Invitation to all would-be song writers

Arkansas supper

Children on the porch want ham bone soup
Ham bone soup, ham bone soup
Mama gonna fix some possum sop
And grandpa's chokin' on a bone

Papa gone down to the general store
Bag of nails and some two-by-fours
Whiskey, okra, shotgun shells
Sunday morning, ain't no mail

Uncle Rufus left home 'bout a week ago
Says Aunt Margaret is a lousy ho'
Auntie spends the night at our house now
With two more dogs and a old brown cow

Children on the porch want ham bone soup
Ham bone soup, ham bone soup
Mama's making cornbread and buttermilk pie
Grandpa turned blue and up and died



I invite somebody else to collaborate on a verse, a chorus, a clever illustration, what have you.
 
Comments:
Daddy's coming home you better run and hide,
Better run and hide,
Better run and hide.
Daddy's coming home and he's gonna tan your hide
Cause momma done told 'im what ya did.
 
I know a girl named Sheila McGee
she likes it freaky now don't ya see
she ate her dinner and cleaned her plate
then she slept twelve hours and woke up late
ham bone ham bone
whatcha do
ham bone ham bone
peekaboo
ham bone ham bone
chubba-chee
It's all chemicals and biology

- Hello Kitty Guy
 
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