Hello Kitty
One day I was walking in the greenbelt, minding my own business, enjoying the 95 degree heat in October that is probably caused by greenhouse gases and what have you, and suddenly I heard this booming voice from above that said only these two words:

H E L L O K I T T Y

I looked around, and didn't see anything. I waited for some further guidance, or perhaps an interpretive phrase or something - anything. But nothing else came. Since then, I've spent all my spare time trying to look into this matter so that I can determine just what, if anything, God was trying to say to me. I've learned a lot about Hello Kitty and I'm starting to maybe understand God and His mysterious ways a little more, slowly but surely.

By the way, you guys have a neat blog. I'm glad I stumbled onto it that night I dropped acid and drank that entire case of Busch Lite.

-The Hello Kitty Guy  ¶ 5:53 PM