Re: SPAEF Charter Wow - 2 posts in one day for me! That's a twist. I was so awed by this post that I was instantaneously inspired to write an encomium in its honor. Here are the fruits of this inspiration. May you delight in them as I have been delighted...


O, WIT! O, IRONY! O, CLEVER MAN!

I sup on thy delicious irony,
it being my dainty morsel
and mine daily bread
It passeth through the intestine of mine soul,
where mine humours gorge upon it, as a
rich potentate devours a rare sturgeon steeped in broth and sweetmeats.
I defecate the remains into the ears of mine friends
who bless me for it and loveth mine wit, too!

O, thou wisely giveth the truth
couched in nuggets of lies
like the man who find an ancient dime
in the sand dunes of time
underneath a stick covered in bird dookie
and thou maketh all men turn their eyes
towards thee, O master!
Thou maketh me happy, very happy
oh, so happy.
Did I mention that I was happy?
Oh yes, happy!
And smiling, yes smiling!

J$  ¶ 2:27 PM