Friday, August 18, 2006
Dear Whitey...
Dear Whitey:
We've reviewed your letter of interest and our notes from your phone call, and we believe that, if anything, your qualifications and temperament mandate you for a post of V.P. or higher. You are NOT just some corporate life form or suburban robot. No sir. However, we only have a "dead albatross" position available currently, and no V.P. jobs will open up until either Mr. Creasepants or Mr. Jujubee die suddenly. I know they are both in their 80's, but don't get your hopes up. We offer our execs an INCREDIBLE health plan. Thanks again for your interest.
Sincerely,
Mr. Teabag
Human Resources ¶ 10:36 AM
We've reviewed your letter of interest and our notes from your phone call, and we believe that, if anything, your qualifications and temperament mandate you for a post of V.P. or higher. You are NOT just some corporate life form or suburban robot. No sir. However, we only have a "dead albatross" position available currently, and no V.P. jobs will open up until either Mr. Creasepants or Mr. Jujubee die suddenly. I know they are both in their 80's, but don't get your hopes up. We offer our execs an INCREDIBLE health plan. Thanks again for your interest.
Sincerely,
Mr. Teabag
Human Resources ¶ 10:36 AM
