Also for sale: my gun
Well, I'm selling my gun. Didn't want to, but apparently it isn't okay to have this gun inside city limits. My housing association isn't too pleased with me having it in the backyard, either. You can see by the picture that it's a real beauty. I keep it nicely cleaned and oiled - looking brand new. By the way, those are some of my Eastern European cousins over for a visit from Alibemizuzakabekhistan. They sure got a kick out of it, shooting stuff and all. Oh well. I'm selling it on Craig's list, and also on Ebay, but I thought I'd give you guys the first shot (ha ha) at it. It's fun to shoot stuff with, and you can even sit down while you are doing your shooting, which is nice and relaxing. It's a fun way to spend an afternoon outdoors, just sitting there, shooting stuff a lot.

I'm asking $40, but I'm sure I'll have to go down on my price some to actually move the thing. The shipping costs are a real bitch, though, as the USPS has told me that it will cost somewhere around $4500 to disassemble it, box it up and ship it first class. If I could convince them to let me send it book rate, I could save half of that - but so far they are being pretty picky about what counts as a "book."

Well, send me an offer. You can contact me at home, on my cell phone, on my pager, on my other cell phone, on my email, on my instant messenger, on my blog, on my fax machine, by homing pigeon, via wireless ephone, by text message, by satellite faxomatic electronic walkie-talkie, by regular mail, by skywriting, by a little note tied to a javelin, or you can just come by the house. J$  ¶ 9:30 PM